#internet dial up sound
#ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR
i thought the second gif was frozen but then i saw the light moving in the background
This is the human equivalent of the blue screen. The system’s crashed and somewhere there is a frantic rebooting.
THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.
If this is true about the women then that’s awesome!
You don’t fuck with Spartan women.
‘We asked people to look in a mirror and describe what they saw. What they didn’t know was that there were strangers on the other side of the mirror, giving their first impressions.’
This is important to everyone. Watch this!
tHIS IS THE BEST THIN G
its said that if you saw an identical twin of yourself, you wouldn’t realize they looked just like you, due to the way you perceive yourself is so drastically different than what you actually look like.
be kinder to yourself
1 minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2013.
another minute of silence for everyone that can’t attend San Diego Comic Con 2014
The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”
"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.
"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."
"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."
(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)
This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.
Having the book FINALLY in my hands:
Warner taking care of Juliette’s wounds:
Thinking everyone from Omega Point was DEAD:
Juliette blaming Warner:
Juliette is READY to fight and Warner offers to be right beside her:
Getting to know Warner on a deeper…
NO BUT THE ENTIRE GROUP WATCHES TFIOS AND WHEN THEY ALL EMERGE FROM THE THEATRE THEY SEE THAT ADAM AND WARNER ARE CRYING AND HUGGING EACH OTHER OMG
Juliette would definitely fall in love with Augustus <3 Warner would get so jealous, saying that “He’s a fictional character”
But then Juliette breaks the fourth wall and says “We’re all fictional characters you idiot.”
And the background music has this eerie and quiet tone as all of the characters slowly turn their heads and look at the camera—at you.
my ideal boyfriend
- really sassy and intelligent
- the most gorgeous man on earth
- very classy and polite
- dimpled smiles
- tragic past
- owns more clothes than me
- has a soap collection
- loves puppies
- and loves his mom
- rules shit
- calls me love/sweetheart
- has secret tattoos and scars on his back
- blonde hair
- green eyes
- looks like aaron warner
- IS aaron warner
You got me there on the soap collection